Babar becomes a Piano
Date: Thu, 8 Apr 93 01:57:42 PDT
Subject: Babar becomes a Piano
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Casey Leedom)
From: sspade::zanzerkia (08-Mar-1993 1124)
Top 20 Children's Books Not Recommended by the National Library Assoc.
20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep.
19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose.
18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and the Vice Squad.
17. The Tickling Babysitter
16. A Pictoral History of Circus Geek Suicides.
15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.
14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle.
13. Babar becomes a Piano.
12. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.
11. David Duke's World of Imagination.
10. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables.
8. Legends of Scab Football.
7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina.
6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer.
5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the
Endings to All of them.
4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your
3. Things Rich Kids Have, but you never will.
2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica without their clothes on.
1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.
© 1993 Peter Langston