Fun_People Archive
16 May
Attention musicians! Announcing 1-800-CTS-HELP

Date: Sun, 16 May 93 16:34:04 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Attention musicians!  Announcing 1-800-CTS-HELP

 From: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
 From: (Crisper Than Thou)

Hello.  You have reached the Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Hotline.

If you need information on the _symptoms_ of carpal tunnel, please enter
1104589275883578389728859715779173 on your touch-tone phone now.

If you'd like to know about the potentially crippling _effects_ of carpal
tunnel, please enter 2975837597487597687573967739768745976 now.

If you need to locate an occupational therapist in your area who _specializes_
in carpal tunnel, please enter 308598603867376974867078785885040789597048 now.

To connect with an operator, press 0000000000000000000000000000000030000000000 00000000.

To terminate this call, press 9502092956860027738759476859474768584967001 at
any time.

Thank you.


[=] © 1993 Peter Langston []