coming soon to a dealer near you
Date: Sun, 16 May 93 19:25:42 PDT
Subject: coming soon to a dealer near you
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Rich Schaefer)
From: limey (Craig Hughes)
Two guys draw up to a traffic light, one in a Mini and the other in a Rolls
Royce. The guy in the Mini winds down his electric windows; not to be outdone,
the Rolls driver winds his down in reply.
The Mini driver then presses a button to open his sun-roof; again, the Rolls
driver does the same.
Next, the Mini driver presses a button that causes a double bed to appear in
the back of his car! The Rolls driver is gob-smacked and watches in disbelief
as the Mini-with-a-double-bed drives off from the green light.
Immediately, the Rolls driver goes round to his local garage and asks for an
insto-bed to be fitted to his car. The mechanic tells him it will be very
expensive. The Rolls driver insists it be installed; he does not care about the cost.
A few weeks later he collects his car with the insto-bed fitted. He spends
hours driving around looking for the Mini. Eventually, he finds it parked in a
lay-by. Its windows are all steamed up and the car is rocking.
The Rolls driver pulls up slowly, and knocks on the mini's window. After a
short pause the Mini driver's head pops out.
"What?" says the Mini driver.
"Watch this!" says the Rolls driver.
He then depresses the new button and smirks proudly as a double bed appears...
Prompting the Mini driver to ask, "You mean you got me out of the shower to
show me that!?"
© 1993 Peter Langston