Special non-PC fun_supplement
Date: Mon, 6 Dec 93 22:23:01 PST
Subject: Special non-PC fun_supplement
[This Politically Incorrect supplement to fun_people is in response to a
request from fun_person R. Crandall... It comes complete with an epigraph
and everything! -psl]
Come, let us peel back the foreskin of misconception
and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
-- Geoff Miller
"WOMAN CLIPS OFF SLEEPING HUSBAND'S PENIS THEN
THROWS IT FROM MOVING AUTO"
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S TRUE AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!
Right now, thousands of agitated, irate women have read that
headline and are contemplating taking that action against you
the next time you make an uninvited sexual advance, look at them
the wrong way, or just piss them off in general (not to mention
PMS and "that time for the month").
MEN, PROTECT YOURSELVES NOW!!!
If you find yourself a victim of "CLIP AND FLIP SYNDROME" could
you be sure that the appropriate authorities would find your
clipped member in time and intact? Could you be sure that the
penis part they find is yours?
Sign up now for our low cost Penis Protection Plan (known as
PPP). We'll tattoo and register your penis and scrotum with
their own unique registration numbers, insuring that in case of
separation, you will get a perfect match every time.
Or, for just a slightly higher fee, you can sign up for our
"JURASSIC PRICK" program in which we will take a cell sample from
your penis and clone replacement parts for you in the event a
tractor trailer runs over your dismembered penis or some wild
animal mistakes your detached member for a chew toy.
DON'T GET CAUGHT SHORT, SIGN UP NOW!!!
© 1993 Peter Langston