Top 10 Reasons for Being a Digital Sales Rep
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 93 13:12:35 PST
Subject: Top 10 Reasons for Being a Digital Sales Rep
From: vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU!bostic (Keith Bostic)
This is from a source at HP... [A new hire, perhaps? -psl]
David Letterman's (well not really, but it is his format)
Top 10 Reasons for Being a Digital Sales Rep:
10. Customers expect a discount on Robert Palmer CDs.
9. Pay cuts eliminate all that 'which-savings-plan-to-choose' stress.
8. Relocation packages still available for the Sarajevo sales office.
7. Stealth marketing eliminates that pesky phone-ringing from sales
6. Free holiday turkey giveaway replaced with resume-writing workshop.
5. The new burgundy logo hides blood stains left from trashing management.
4. Bench seats in a Taurus make living in your car so much easier.
3. Administrative computer system cannot track your sales credit -
but CAN automatically fax termination notices to credit bureaus.
2. Empty cubicles create neat Alpine sound effect during company
AND THE #1 REASON FOR BEING A DIGITAL SALES REP:
1. Alpha chips go great with salsa and refried beans!
© 1993 Peter Langston