Date: Sun, 27 Feb 94 23:11:33 PST
From: email@example.com (John S. Ullman)
Do you know John Wayne Bobbitt's current romantic situation? He's
unattached! He's tried phone sex, but he keeps getting cut off.
He also recently announced that he's *not* mad at Loreena. "Hey,"
he said, "I've got no hard feelings." Nonetheless, he *is* going
to sue her. He wants severance pay.
I just heard that John Wayne Bobbitt was changing his name. He
wants to be called Les Johnson now.
The weatherman predicts a Lorena Bobbitt storm tonight: 2 to 4
inches on the ground by morning.
© 1994 Peter Langston