Fun_People Archive
27 Feb

Date: Sun, 27 Feb 94 23:11:33 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Bobbitry

From: (John S. Ullman)

Do you know John Wayne Bobbitt's current romantic situation?  He's
unattached!  He's tried phone sex, but he keeps getting cut off.
He also recently announced that he's *not* mad at Loreena. "Hey,"
he said, "I've got no hard feelings."  Nonetheless, he *is* going
to sue her.  He wants severance pay.
I just heard that John Wayne Bobbitt was changing his name.  He
wants to be called Les Johnson now.
The weatherman predicts a Lorena Bobbitt storm tonight:  2 to 4
inches on the ground by morning.

[=] © 1994 Peter Langston []