Not So Big, Not So Blue...
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 94 02:14:38 PST
Subject: Not So Big, Not So Blue...
Forwarded-by: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: "Miles O'Neal" <email@example.com>
TOP TEN SLOGANS FOR IBM
#10 - Not so Big; Not so Blue; Still IBM
#9 - Hey, Remember Us?
#8 - At IBM, We waste more talent than most companies ever have!
#7 - We're IBM and you'd never have talked that way about us 10 years ago.
#6 - IBM: Bringing yesterday's technology to today's economy.
#5 - Don't kid yourself; we invented ALL the buzz words!
#4 - When our stock is overvalued; we do something about it!
#3 - Well, we never actually said we knew what we were doing.
#2 - Honk if you bought a PCjr!
And the number one slogan for the new IBM:
#1 - IBM: Laying off Thousands and Passing the Savings on to You!
© 1994 Peter Langston