Date: Tue, 19 Apr 94 18:24:01 PDT
[In case you tried to reach me recently and got a bounce... -psl]
A man goes to his doctor for a physical. A week later, the doctor
calls him with the results. "I've got some bad news and some very bad
news. First, the bad news. You have an incurable disease, and I
estimate you have 24 hours to live."
The patient replies, "My God, that's terrible! What could possibly
The doctor says, "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday!"
© 1994 Peter Langston