YMLBJ (Yet More Light Bulb Jokes)
Date: Sun, 8 May 94 23:45:49 PDT
Subject: YMLBJ (Yet More Light Bulb Jokes)
From: email@example.com (Larry Yaeger)
Hoo boy... you asked for it... you'll probably be getting these for months...
Q: How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. There isn't enough room to screw in a lightbulb.
(Author: Levi Thomas)
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Lou Katz)
From: my cousin[?]
Q: How many deans or other college administrators are needed to
replace a burnt-out light bulb?
A: Two: One to assure the faculty that everything that can be done to
remedy the situation is being done, and one to screw the new bulb into
the water faucet.
From: Jordan Hayes <email@example.com>
Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?
A: Just one ... unless of course it's a blowout, in which case the
entire team shows up ...
From: Bruce Reid <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Californians don't screw in a lightbulb, they screw in a hot tub.
From: email@example.com (John S. Ullman)
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
© 1994 Peter Langston