You just *knew* it was going to happen...
Date: Mon, 20 Jun 94 12:35:17 PDT
Subject: You just *knew* it was going to happen...
Forwarded-by: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Marc Teitelbaum <marc@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU>
Cumming soon, to an internet host near you.
I think /dev/null needs to see this.
(So, do you think the introduction of multimedia workstations will
*increase* or *decrease* programmer productivity?)
% finger email@example.com
Login name: trisha (messages off) In real life: Brandys Babes
Directory: /home/t/trisha Shell: /usr/local/bin/bash
On since Jun 18 13:12:52 on pts002 from phx_ts1.ramp.com
15 seconds Idle Time
New mail received Sat Jun 18 14:45:52 1994;
unread since Sat Jun 18 14:48:28 1994
OOoooooHh! I LIKE IT WHEN YOU FINGER ME BABE YOU KNOW JUST THE RIGHT SPOTS!
Well this is my new account. Soon it will be firstname.lastname@example.org but I am
told that my mail will find me.
cUming soon look for a WWW home page with descriptions and pictures of
the girls that work at Brandys Babes.
I have some real cool ideas and Brandy has given me almost a free hand
SOoo look out.
I am working on getting the vid. cam hooked up to the computer so you
could request a current (semi real time) picture of the girl at the keyboard.
*** or shower :-) ***
IF YOU HAVE ANY COOL IDEAS SEND THEM TO ME !
Here is a list of the girls who work here. (Asked for a hundred times.)
and some basic info about the service.
SERVICE NAME: Brandy's Babes
LOCATION: E-central Phx. Az. usa.(no more details)
TYPE OF SERVICE: Private Nude Dancing and Modeling. incall/outcall.
RATES : $150 per/hr
HOURS: Mon.,Wed.-Sat. 6:pm-2:am closed on Sun. & Tues.
OWNER: Brandy 26yr blond blue 5'7" 120lbs. 36-24-28
RECEPTIONIS: Trisha 19yr blond green 5'5" 100lbs 38-22-32
DANCER1: Sheila 22yr brunette brown 5'3" 105lbs 28-20-24
DANCER2: Kat 23yr blond blue 5'11" 130lbs. 36-24-32
DANCER3: Bobby 21yr Red green 5'2" 98lbs. 30-22-30
Every one gets Sun. and Tues. off and the girls get one rotating night off
and a rotating on call night (on call girl carries an alpha pager) We take
calls up untill 2:am so the girls work Till the last call is done.
The rates are $150 for the hour in or out call The service gets $50 and
the girl gets $100 for each call. we average 8 to 10 calls per night.
************ YES WE GO ALL THE WAY ************
HOPE TO SEE YA SOON
© 1994 Peter Langston