Fun_People Archive
27 Sep
NYC epitaph & PDX wisdom

Date: Tue, 27 Sep 94 15:59:19 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: NYC epitaph & PDX wisdom

Forwarded-by: Martin Jara <>

This reminds me of the epitaph which read
	"What are you looking at?"
[It had to be a New Yorker... -psl]


The following item was scrawled on a blackboard in Portland's
East Avenue Tavern:

	When I die 
	I want to go 
	in my sleep
	like my grandfather did.

	Not screaming 
	like the passengers in his car.

Have a nice day  :-)

[=] © 1994 Peter Langston []