Stiff competition for the Emily Latella award...
Date: Thu, 27 Oct 94 12:12:02 PDT
Subject: Stiff competition for the Emily Latella award...
From: Alice Smith (Rho) <email@example.com>
Subject: RE: Weirdness
Peter, I LOVED your fetus/spaghetti story [see below -psl]. In appreciation,
I send you the following excerpt from the "Sheriff's Report -- Camano Island"
column in a recent issue of the _Stanwood-Camano News_:
On Aug. 28, malicious mischief was again reported
in the Lost Lake area, where a resident saw what she
thought was "satanic graffiti" on a mailbox. But it
turned out to be a piece of bologna with mustard on it.
[Ne-ver mind... -EL]
|From: Peter Langston <firstname.lastname@example.org>
|Subject: Weirdness  - 30 Sept 1994
|Excerpts from WEIRDNUZ.347 (News of the Weird, September 30, 1994)
|by Chuck Shepherd
|* A New York City Emergency Medical Services crew that was called to a
|Macy's restroom on July 25 diagnosed the contents of a plastic bag that a
|cleaning woman had found in a toilet as a fetus. A few minutes later, a
|crew from the city medical examiner's office arrived and correctly
|determined that the bag contained spaghetti. [Albany Times Union-AP, 7-26-94]
© 1994 Peter Langston