Date: Wed, 9 Nov 94 18:25:30 PST
Subject: English Language?
[These are logical exrensions of the Mondegreen concept -- they are truly
extreme Mondegreens. -psl]
Forwarded-by: lanih@info.Berkeley.EDU (J. Lani Herrmann)
Subject: More fun: Anguish Languish
ANGUISH LANGUISH : The written text may look like gibberish, but the key is
to read aloud. The text is a visual obstacle; words that you see do not
seem to make sense, but hearing them brings enlightenment.
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Ant two derry bubbling fur widget staens, wan Asian, none too good, inter
Wet liver teen dutchess ferrule.
Merry heddle ladle lamp as fleas is wide ass know,
Endeavor wary merry Wendell lamp a shirt ago.
If fall a dirties cool want diet washer gangster roles
Hit mater chilled run left end Plato seedy lamp pins cool.
Tack meow tooth a bog aim; tack meow toothache krauts,
Blimey sump penis ink crack ejects, eye dunk air fine ever compact,
Ennis- roof, roof, roofer day umpteen. Heifer done twin is itch aim,
Any swan, toot, trees trikes around adder roll bog aim!
Tepee, inert tepee. Dotty stick western. With thirties snow blur terse
sofa days links in narrows Ovid Rachel's four chins...*
A whores, awhores! Making dumb furry whores!* *Welsh aches peer
Delores Sprayer: Arf udder, swiss chard tin oven, hello Ed beat dine
aim.Dike ink dumb comb, dry well bead own inert tacit isn't Devon. Shiver
cyst Dior tail upbraid, infer gibbous sour dress purses ass wafer gift ttoees
hoot dress purser guiness. Leaders knotting totem day shun, buddy liver rust
form Eve'll--forth Inez thick ink dummy, pour, antique lorry fur reverent
Charisma Scare Rolls:
Go dressed team marriage end dull meant, lit north ink cutest May
Forge eases cry star say fiord west boor non crisp mistake,
Two safe assault form say tons spaar win whee wore gonads tray;
Owe, tide ink's off come fart enjoy, come fart enjoy--
Owe tide ink's off come fart enjoy.
Oak gum ball if facefull, choy fall ant dry infant;
Gum ball ease it is sins off heavy nabob.
Gum band a door imp, porn a kinky faint shells.
Oak omelet acid Durham, oak omelet acid Durham,
Oak gum lettuce at Durham--cry, I still hoard.
Pooh's egad, Pooh's egad, way review bean?
Knife bean tool undone tough is attack wean.
Pooh's egad, Pooh's egad, wadded chew Thayer?
Rife right-ender lit almost sunder at share.
Bad Dilemma Derry Bubbling
My nice obscene thick lorry after comb enough to lard,
Ease tampon howdah vent touch worthy rapes off rathers toured;
Hiss sluice defeat fall lied non-Elvis arab bells whiffed sort,
Dids Ruthie's mar chin gone...
Owe, pewter full-force beige as guys, fur ampere waifs soft crane;
Fur purr pull mound tins matches tea a puff tiff rooted plane.
A miracle, a miracle, cat shit disgrace Dundee,
Ant ground dike hood wish broth a rood fumps eat touch ein inks see.
Gnash Anal Ant Hymn
Jose kin use sea body dunce surly lied
Watt soap browed leeway ailed attar wildeyed lass glee mink;
Ooze broughts tripe sand bride's tars strewed apparal less fied
Order am parsley wash torso gal lintless dreaming.
Ender rock Ed shred Clare, two bums purse string an heir
Cave brew Trudy nigh tatter flak wassail dare;
Hose aid us sass tar spank culled pannier yacht waif
Oared elan doffer freak, under roam off deprave.
© 1994 Peter Langston