Fun_People Archive
18 Nov
QsOTD (Quotes Of ...)

Date: Fri, 18 Nov 94 15:08:23 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: QsOTD (Quotes Of ...)

From: Dan Tenenbaum <>
From: Dean Ericksen <>

Courteous Postal Workers:
A. Always have stamps on hand.
B. Are kind, courteous, and patient with customers.
C. Save the last bullet for themselves.
There's so much comedy on television.  Does that cause comedy in the streets?
     -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     -- Emo Phillips
G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
S:   Yes, thirteen.
G M: Thirteen!  Good lord, isn't that a burden?
S:   Well, I love my husband.
G M: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
     -- Groucho Marx, on _You Bet Your Life_
Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself.  -- Mark Twain
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go 
down and meet them with baseball bats.  -- Woody Allen, on the KKK
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an
important lesson to be learned.  Do not have sex with the authorities.
     -- From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" in _Life In Hell_
        by Matt Groening

[=] © 1994 Peter Langston []