One More Reason to Read the Net
Date: Wed, 23 Nov 94 14:01:46 PST
Subject: One More Reason to Read the Net
[Looking for that "special place?" ... -psl]
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Forwarded-by: email@example.com (John J. Kinyon)
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Dr G Faustus)
Subject: Soul Puller
Someone or something tried to pull the soul out of me via the back of my
head. Lots of people I know who are dead would wish to do this as I am
not popular with the deceased.
Can anyone suggest a way of pissing the dead off? What do I have to do? Do
I just tell them they are dead and I'm not over and over again or shall
I urinate in a special place.
I am serious, one of the spirits is out to get me and its not Vodka.
© 1994 Peter Langston