HCLOTD (Heisenberg Certainty Lecture of the Day)
Date: Sat, 26 Nov 94 21:03:16 PST
Subject: HCLOTD (Heisenberg Certainty Lecture of the Day)
[Transcribed from the NPR rebroadcast of the 1994 Ig-Nobel Prize ceremony.
Thanks go to Dan Lockshon for help remembering the exact wording. -psl]
A Restatement of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
for the Benefit of the United States Congress
"When your position is everywhere, your momentum is zero."
- William J. Lipscomb
Nobel Laureate in Chemistry
© 1994 Peter Langston