Date: Tue, 29 Nov 94 17:08:46 PST
Subject: Public Opinion?
Forwarded-by: Saul Feldman <firstname.lastname@example.org>
From: Kathy Frankovic
A pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll. Her question was,
"Excuse me; what is your opinion on the meat shortage?"
In Texas, the answer was, "What's a shortage?"
In Poland, the answer was, "What's meat?"
In Iran, the answer was "What's an opinion?"
In New York City, the answer was "What's excuse me?"
© 1994 Peter Langston