A useful tool for Microsoftians
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 94 19:04:22 PST
Subject: A useful tool for Microsoftians
Forwarded-by: Paul Elliott <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: Chris Burt
<forwards using their extra time to schedule time to redefine their
current scheduling terminology>
Brady Johnson.firstname.lastname@example.org announces a new product.
DayDoubler is a new product from Connectrix that gives you those extra
hours in each day that we have been asking for. Using sophisticated time
mapping and compression techniques to double the number of hours in the
day, Daydoubler gives you access to 48 hours each day. With the shareware
hack MaxDay, you can easily stretch your day to 60,72 or even 96 hours!
Connectrix warns that at the higher numbers DayDoubler becomes less stable
and that you run the risk of a temporal crash in which everything from the
beginning of time to the present would come crashing down around you
sucking you into a black hole.
Should this occur, be sure to reboot with the shift key down.
© 1994 Peter Langston