Date: Wed, 30 Nov 94 13:39:22 PST
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
From: ShopTalk <ShopTalk@Gremlin.Clark.Net>
In the news: Comedy writer Alan Ray, on the new Jesse
Helms doll, just out for Christmas: "Some say it is just
too lifelike: It pooh-poohs on everything."
Comedy writer Tony Peyser, on Helms and Gingrich admitting
they were wrong but not apologizing for remarks made about
President Clinton: "Being a Republican in the 1990s means
never having to say you're sorry."
Comic Argus Hamilton, on the conflicting advice Clinton is
getting: "Some say he should move left and the others say
he should move right. Either way, there's probably a
moving van in his future."
Comedy writer Bob Mills, on the new study that says women
have 11% more brain cells than men: "One psychiatrist said
the higher cell count may account for a woman's propensity
to change her mind. Or, she added, maybe not."
Closing arguments were held Monday in the Heidi Fleiss
trial, and Alan Ray says the alleged Hollywood madam's
future is hard to predict: "Will she be handcuffed,
strip-searched and punished? Or will she go to jail?"
© 1994 Peter Langston