Spawn of Satan?
Date: Thu, 12 Jan 95 17:38:11 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Spawn of Satan?
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Wendell Craig Baker <email@example.com>
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Skip Vogt)
Someone earlier suggested a striking similarity between Rush
Limbaugh and television wrestlers. On my cable system, however,
Rush occupies the slot next to Barney and, while channel surfing
recently, I began to notice the similarity between the two. For
Large clumsy YES YES
Garish, tight- YES YES
Oversized head YES YES
and oversized rump?
Stupid, repeti- "I love you "I hate Bill
tious song that You love me... I hate Hillary
is repeated ad
Idiotic plastic YES YES
grin no matter
what he's saying?
Beloved by some YES YES
but hated by
Appeals mostly to YES YES
those of limited
ability to think
Makes more money YES YES
than is warranted
Spawn of Satan? Some say yes Some say yes
I think the evidence is clear!
[Yes, but I would quarrel with that last bit of evidence. I believe more
careful research would have uncovered the real difference:
Spawn of Satan? Some say yes Some say no
© 1995 Peter Langston