JOTD -- Vodka
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 95 14:03:11 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: JOTD -- Vodka
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
From: othar@Heuristicrat.COM (Othar Hansson)
... the Woody Allen joke about the Vodka Ad:
The phone rings and a voice on the other end says "How would you
like to be this year's `Vodka Man'?"
I said "No. ... I'm an artist and I do not do commercials; I
don't pander; I don't drink vodka, and if I did ... I wouldn't
drink your vodka."
And they said "That's too bad. It pays $50,000."
And I said "Hold on ... I'll put Mr. Allen on the phone."
© 1995 Peter Langston