Fun_People Archive
14 Mar
Good point.

Date: Tue, 14 Mar 95 19:03:16 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Good point.

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Henry Cate III <>
Forwarded-by: brian@UCSD.EDU (Brian Kantor)
From:  (Todd Prior)

I was bored last week and a thought occured to me.  Why is it that there
is a government bureau which oversees alcohol, tobacco, and firearms?  I
was bored enough to call up the regional office of said bureau...  I asked
the man who answered the phone "What wine goes best with an M-16?"  He
did his best to be helpful, however.  "That depends.  What are you smoking?"

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []