Fun_People Archive
26 Mar
Top Ten list

Date: Sun, 26 Mar 95 13:11:39 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top Ten list

Forwarded-by: squeeze@omni.voicenet.com (Bob Stein)
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"Signs You Bought a Bad Computer"

As presented on the 1/5/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
 9. Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
 8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
 7. You know them floppy disks? Well this baby's got a floppy keyboard!
 6. You type in: "Need comedy bit for talk show"; it prints out:
	"Stunt doubles."
 5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
 4. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up
	"Ain't it break-time, Chester?"
 3. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"
 2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
 1. It cyber-sucks!

© 1995 Peter Langston