Date: Thu, 6 Apr 95 16:33:34 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People, BGRASS-L@ukcc.uky.edu
Q: If you push a fiddler and a banjo player off a 100 ft high cliff,
which one will hit the ground first?
A: The fiddler, because the banjo player will have to stop to ask directions
on the way down.
Of course this also works for: violin and viola players, Democrats &
Republicans, C & COBOL programmers, hackers and AOLers, you name it...
[This effectively via email@example.com and bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU]
© 1995 Peter Langston