Fun_People Archive
11 Apr
Brief Questionnaire 

Date: Tue, 11 Apr 95 22:39:03 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Brief Questionnaire

[Every now and then we have a little "Pause for the Cause,"
 a Word from our Sponsor, as it were...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: <Ninafel@aol.com>
Forwarded-by: ellie@sybase.com (Ellen Lewis Lief)
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GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE   4/7/95

God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.  In order to
better serve your needs, She asks that you take a few moments to answer
the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely
confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address
even if you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.

1. How did you find out about God?

        __ Newspaper                    __ Other Book
        __ Television                   __ Divine Inspiration
        __ Word of mouth                __ Near Death Experience
        __ Bible                        __ Other
        __ Torah                             (specify): _____________

2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition
to God?  Please check all that apply.

        __ Tarot                        __ Lottery
        __ Horoscope                    __ Television
        __ Fortune cookies              __ Ann Landers
        __ Self-help books              __ Sex
        __ Biorythms                    __ Alcohol or drugs
        __ Mantras                      __ Other: _____________________
        __ Insurance policies           __ None

3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the
balanced level of felt presence and blind faith.  Which would you
prefer (circle one)?

                a. More Divine Intervention
                b. Less Divine Intervention
                c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
                d. Don't know

4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and
miracles.  Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 her handling of the
following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):

        a. Disasters (flood, famine,
             earthquake, war)                 1   2   3   4   5

        b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous
             remission of disease, sports
             upsets)                          1   2   3   4   5

5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving
the quality of God's services?  (Attach an additional sheet if
necessary):  _________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________


                             Thank you!
[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []