Re: Net Nanny
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 95 16:12:08 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Re: Net Nanny
From: C. L. Anonymous <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> It prevents certain words and phrases (inputted by you) from being received
> or sent by your computer
Wow! I can't wait to watch these parents sit around the computer one day
trying to imagine every phrase they don't want their kids to see:
"Honey, did you put 'fuck' in the config file?" "Yes".
"How about cunt, shit, and 'suck my dick'?" "Check."
"Ooh, honey, what about 'suck my big dick'?" "Oops."
From: email@example.com (Mark Seiden)
that's funny, i was just thinking about a product like that,
but i named it "Adolf Filter".
This could be a real money-maker if handled right.
Think of the update possibilities!
NEW! Adolf Filter Version 12.4306A --- $49.95
Detects ALL specified words in TWELVE new patterns:
F U C K F U C K F U C K
F-U-C-K F--U--C--K F---U---C---K
F*U*C*K F**U**C**K F***U***C***K
F.U.C.K F..U..C..K F...U...C...K
Order A. F. Version 12.4306AXX ($999.95) to receive all 4,923 patterns
recognized by Versions 12.0 through 12.4306A
Version 12.4306B - 18 patterns from popular unix banner programs
Version 12.4306C - rot-13 and 3 other common encryptions
not to mention the custom modules possible...
© 1995 Peter Langston