The Limbo Poll
Date: Thu, 4 May 95 14:54:52 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: The Limbo Poll
I've labeled a popular new dance craze. (I am not, however,
responsible for its existence.)
- First, a poll is held up parallel to the floor.
- Then a succession of notable personages bend over backwards to
see if they can get even lower than the poll.
- The pollsters hold the poll incrementally lower with each pass
of the dancers, while the notables vie against one another to see
exactly how low they can go without damaging themselves too badly.
"Come and do the Limbaugh Rock!"
© 1995 Peter Langston