Top 10 other reasons people are suing McDonald's
Date: Thu, 4 May 95 15:50:27 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Top 10 other reasons people are suing McDonald's
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it's THE TOP TEN LIST for Tuesday, May 2, 1995.
And now, a man who just doesn't care for cilantro ... David Letterman!
From: the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...
TOP TEN OTHER REASONS PEOPLE ARE SUING MCDONALD'S
10. One in every 50 McNuggets has a pink, cord-like tail
9. Filet-O-Fish actually just deep fried plywood
8. You know those fancy French fries? Them boys ain't exactly
coming from France
7. A woman from Delaware ate three Big Macs at one sitting, &
her ass inflated so rapidly that her car turned over
6. Mayor McCheese vidoetaped in hotel room smoking ketchup-
5. Red clown hairs in the fries
4. Grimace keeps breaking into furniture stores and trying to
mate with the bean-bag chairs
3. Found a McNail in the McNuggets
2. When asking "Would you like fries with that?", counterperson
forgot to add, "Mr. President"
1. That ain't special sauce
© 1995 Peter Langston