Fun_People Archive
4 May
Top 10 other reasons people are suing McDonald's

Date: Thu,  4 May 95 15:50:27 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top 10 other reasons people are suing McDonald's

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	TOP TEN OTHER REASONS PEOPLE ARE SUING MCDONALD'S

10. One in every 50 McNuggets has a pink, cord-like tail

 9. Filet-O-Fish actually just deep fried plywood

 8. You know those fancy French fries? Them boys ain't exactly
    coming from France

 7. A woman from Delaware ate three Big Macs at one sitting, &
    her ass inflated so rapidly that her car turned over

 6. Mayor McCheese vidoetaped in hotel room smoking ketchup-
    flavored crack

 5. Red clown hairs in the fries

 4. Grimace keeps breaking into furniture stores and trying to
    mate with the bean-bag chairs

 3. Found a McNail in the McNuggets

 2. When asking "Would you like fries with that?", counterperson
    forgot to add, "Mr. President"

 1. That ain't special sauce

© 1995 Peter Langston