Fun_People Archive
11 May
The Experts Speak Out...

Date: Thu, 11 May 95 13:49:34 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Experts Speak Out...

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)

We're in the butt-kicking business.  And business is good.
		-- Charles Barkley of the Phoenix Suns.

The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because
they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years...  If we eat
McDonald's hamburgers and potatoes for 1,000 years, we will become taller,
our skin becomes white and our hair blonde.
		-- Den Fujita, president of Japanese McDonald's, in his
		   book "Behind The Arches," which was published in Japan.

Firing up your erotic imagination is in some ways similar to concentrating
on a memory, a dream or the thread of an intricate plot.  Distractions lurk
like land mines.  One frame of the "MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour' can bring
down the whole rigging.
		--  From a Men's Journal article in which Ben Carey offers
		   advice for improving your sex life.

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []