The Darwin Award
Date: Mon, 22 May 95 12:33:06 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: The Darwin Award
Forwarded-by: Jim Newberry <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: Bob Mackey <firstname.lastname@example.org>
"Darwin award" Nominee: You all know about the Darwin
awards -- it's an annual honor given to the person who did the
gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in
the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke (tm)
machine, which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting
to tip a free soda out of it.
[The guy-attaches-a-JATO-unit-to-his-car urban legend deleted here... -psl]
© 1995 Peter Langston