Fun_People Archive
30 May
WhiteBoard Excerpts

Date: Tue, 30 May 95 11:49:54 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: WhiteBoard Excerpts

Excerpted-from: WhiteBoard News for May 29, 1995

"Don't think of him as a Republican, think of him as the man I love; and if
that doesn't work, think of him as the man who can crush you."

John F. Kennedy Jr., on how cousin Maria Shriver introduced uncle Teddy
Kennedy to hubby Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Fast News Forum:

Britons undergoing a sex change are to be provided with two identity cards
on London subway trains -- one dressed as a woman, one dressed as a man.

Health officials in Kazakhstan are creating cannibal rats to combat an
explosion in the rodent population.

Four Chinese dogs were honored for slaying about 20,000 rats, Xinhua news
agency reported.

Alaskans are now permitted to own elephants, thanks for a bill signed this
week by Governor Tony Knowles.

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []