Fun_People Archive
3 Jun
Re Call for Phillip Morris

Date: Sat,  3 Jun 95 10:16:33 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Re Call for Phillip Morris

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)

Call for Phillip Morris:  Bob Mills on the cigarette recall:

o  "A spokesman sheepishly explained that somehow, a potentially harmful
insecticide found its way into the normal cancer-causing ingredients."

o  "Some smokers actually preferred the defective cigarettes. They said
the dizziness gave their regular coughing spells a party-like quality."

o  "Customers returning defective smokes are offered a choice: X-ray or
complimentary I.V. bags with the official Marlboro Country logo."

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []