Life is a toad
Date: Mon, 26 Jun 95 10:31:40 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Life is a toad
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
From: email@example.com (A. Jeff Offutt)
Two guys were sitting at opposite ends of a bar.
The first guy squints down at the second, and then says
"You sound like you have a bit o' the brogue in your voice.
You wouldn't happen to be Irish, would you?". The second
guy replied "Yes, I am ... I was born and raised there,
then my family moved to the US when I was a teenager." The first
guy said, "Wow! So did MY family! We came to Wisconsin; how about
you?" The second guy replied, "Incredible! So did WE! You didn't
by any chance go to Washington High School in Madison, did you?"
The first guy said "YES! Yes I DID! I graduated in '74; how about
YOU?". And the second guy said "UNBELIEVABLE!!!! I GRADUATED IN
At this point, the bartender muttered to himself "It's going to
be a LOOONG night - the O'Malley twins are drunk again!".
© 1995 Peter Langston