Fun_People Archive
26 Jun
Life is a toad

Date: Mon, 26 Jun 95 10:31:40 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Life is a toad

Forwarded-by: (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
From: (A. Jeff Offutt)

 Two guys were sitting at opposite ends of a bar.
 The first guy squints down at the second, and then says
 "You sound like you have a bit o' the brogue in your voice.
 You wouldn't happen to be Irish, would you?".  The second
 guy replied "Yes, I am ... I was born and raised there,
 then my family moved to the US when I was a teenager."  The first
 guy said, "Wow!  So did MY family!  We came to Wisconsin; how about
 you?"  The second guy replied, "Incredible!  So did WE!  You didn't
 by any chance go to Washington High School in Madison, did you?"
 The first guy said "YES! Yes I DID!  I graduated in '74; how about
 YOU?".  And the second guy said "UNBELIEVABLE!!!! I GRADUATED IN
 '74 ALSO!!!".

 At this point, the bartender muttered to himself "It's going to
 be a LOOONG night - the O'Malley twins are drunk again!".

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []