The Unemployed Dog
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 95 23:55:03 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: The Unemployed Dog
Forwarded-by: email@example.com (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
From: "Cook.Norman" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
A dog walks into the unemployment office, sits down next to one of the
counselors and says, "I just got laid off. Can you find me another job?"
The counselor immediately picks up the phone and calls his contact at the
circus, knowing that a talking-dog act would be just the thing for them.
The counselor hangs up the phone and says to the dog, "You're in luck. My
friend at the circus says they'll hire you right away."
The dog looks at the man with a puzzled look on his muzzle. "Why would the
circus want a biologist?"
© 1995 Peter Langston