Fun_People Archive
21 Aug
It Had to be Hugh

Date: Mon, 21 Aug 95 13:41:51 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: It Had to be Hugh

Forwarded-by: lanih@info.SIMS.Berkeley.EDU (Lani Herrmann)
Forwarded-by: Wed Aug 2 09:55 PDT 1995
Forwarded-by: Shannon Michael

                          It Had to be Hugh
                 (to the tune of, "It Had to be You")
                          It had to be Hugh,
                          It had to be Hugh,
                          Who blew into town,
                           Met Divine Brown,
                           Said "Howja do,"
                        Then waved in her view
                          A twenty, then two,
                          And gave her a free
                           Ride in his BMW.
                         Now Hugh's in a stew,
                    The trades think he's through,
                          His lady-love, too,
                         Pressed for her view,
                         Mutters, "Hugh Who?"
                   But nobody else outed the Brits:
           Before he got caught, we thought them all flits.
                       Who proved it ain't true?
                           Give him his due:
                          It had to be Hugh.
                          It had to be huge,
                          It had to be huge,
                           I just saw Divine
                            On Channel Nine
                           Fixing her rouge.
                         Hugh, take my advice:
                      She ain't worth the price.
                        The next time you lust,
                          Why don't you just
                          Phone Heidi Fleiss?
                           A pity you can't
                          Be like Cary Grant,
                         Who, when he got hot,
                        Called Randolph Scott--
                          Quelle rendezvous.
             Still, it takes a mensch in this day and age
               To blow O.J. Simpson off the front page.
                       You showed you got guts,
                             Also a putz,
                        That dangles from Hugh

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []