Date: Fri, 8 Sep 95 01:13:50 -0700 From: Peter Langston <psl> To: Fun_People Subject: Pappy Pelure A lawman walks into a saloon and asks the barkeep "Did a bad man that calls himself Pappy Pelure come through here?" The barkeep says "I don't know; what's he wearing?" "He's got a big paper hat, brown paper vest, black cardboard boots, dirty white tissue paper shirt, and floppy paper pants." "Gee, what's he wanted for?" "Rustling."