Fun_People Archive
14 Sep
TOURBUS Hijacked! (Bus Trip to Petville) (fwd)
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 95 18:43:42 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: TOURBUS Hijacked! (Bus Trip to Petville) (fwd)
Forwarded-by: George Osner <gosner@ainet.com>
Excerpted-from: TOURBUS Hijacked! (Bus Trip to Petville) (fwd)
TODAY'S SOUTHERN WORDS OF THE DAY
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TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't
git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope
to see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."
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