Jerry Garcia, gratefully dead in the Afterlife
Date: Mon, 25 Sep 95 12:35:01 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Jerry Garcia, gratefully dead in the Afterlife
Forwarded-by: George Osner <email@example.com>
Jerry Garcia dies. He wakes up in a white room surrounded by every
conceivable musical instrument. Guitars, drums, pianos, trumpets.
Everything. Just then a door opens. Jimi Hendrix walks in and picks up a
guitar. Charlie Parker comes in and grabs a sax. Jaco Pastorius grabs a
bass, etc., etc.
Jerry says, "Wow, there really is a rock and roll Heaven, and I'm going to
jam with the band!"
Jimi Hendrix leans over and says, "Heaven?"
Just then another door opens. Karen Carpenter walks in, sits behind a
drum kit, and says, "OK everybody, 'Close to you'. One...two..."
© 1995 Peter Langston