O.J. Summary (Ouch!)
Date: Tue, 3 Oct 95 18:45:06 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: O.J. Summary (Ouch!)
[Well, I guess there'll be a spate of things like this that, despite my better
judgement, I won't be able to resist... Remember, O.J. is innocent. -psl]
O.J. Simpson took a knife
And stuck it in his former wife.
When he found the blade was true
He stuck it in her boyfriend, too.
The blade was straight; the police were bent.
The jury found him innocent.
© 1995 Peter Langston