Have you ever wondered what a "shaftologist" is?
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 95 17:13:52 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Have you ever wondered what a "shaftologist" is?
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: David C Lawrence <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: Lindsay F. Marshall <Lindsay.Marshall@newcastle.ac.uk>
[ picture of putter, cane and walking stick]
CANES-WALKING STICKS GOLF PUTTERS
The above are made from specially cured bull penises, processed and
treated to a polyurethane glass finish. This label is attaced to show
authenticity. This shaft is made from the actual reproductive organ of
a bull...skillfully fashioned by professional "shaftologist".
The Cane has a high gloss polyurethane finish with a uniform curved
grip handle. Brass Tip Bottom. "What a conversation piece."
The Walking Stick has a cushioned handle with a 1" brass ball top and
a brass tipped bottom. It is elegant in appearance, the epitome of
The Golf Putter has a polyurethane glass finish with brass butting
head, cusioned grip with brass top. You'll be the talk of the Club
House! When you see the above, you'll know why the Ol'Bull is mad!
We look forward to hearing from you.
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© 1995 Peter Langston