Fun_People Archive
12 Oct
MJOTD (Music Joke of...) for 10/5/95

Date: Thu, 12 Oct 95 18:26:25 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: MJOTD (Music Joke of...) for 10/5/95

[It must be fate.  I can only assume that it was the right time for this joke  
(which is hardly new), so it found its way to me ... twice, within two hours  
... and they look pretty unrelated.  -psl]

Date: Thu, 05 Oct 1995 09:09:00 -0800
Forwarded-by: (George Osner)
From: Alice (

A musician woke up one morning with a major hangover.  All he could
remember was that he had gotten wonderfully drunk the night before at a
party held by a rich man in San Francisco.  This man was so wealthy in
fact, that he had a golden toilet.

The musician wanted to thank him for throwing such a fabulous party,
but he couldn't remember the address, so he went around knocking on the
doors of the more affluent neighborhoods in San Francisco, asking if
anyone had a golden toilet.

Finally, he came to a house that looked vaguely familiar.  When the
butler answered the door, the musician asked him if they had a golden
toilet.  Calmly, the butler turned around and called upstairs, "Sir,
this must be the gentleman who urinated in your tuba last night."
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 95 11:04:05 PDT
Forwarded-by: "JUDY L SCHER" <>
Originally From: Brian Rice <76352.2667@COMPUSERVE.COM>

The man had a hard time explaining it to his wife.  He was in a bar, and he
garnered a rich companion.  He left the bar with this guy in a Rolls for
the swank side of town - Royal palms, rich estates, and when they got to
the house!  It had a large gate, a long drive, a swank portico in front,
and they had a tree in the livingroom!  There was a small waterfall, fancy
food, lots of booze, the waterfall fed a small pond full of fish, a stream
went through the house, and the man took his wife to the place as she didn't
believe him, and asked the lady at the door if he could show his wife where
he'd been and all the things he'd seen.  "Why," he said, "they even have a
GOLDEN COMMODE."  The woman turned around at this and yelled back through
the house, "Hey, Harry, here's the son of a bitch that took a shit in your

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