Wild Animals in Congress
Date: Wed, 8 Nov 95 00:19:33 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Wild Animals in Congress
Forwarded-by: George Osner <email@example.com>
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Richard Heritage)
I heard on the radio this morning that U.S. House Speaker Newt Gingrich was
scratched yesterday by a baby cougar visiting from the Columbus zoo. The
DJ made a comment along the lines of "Don't these people have more important
things to do? Why are they bringing a cougar into the U.S. Congress?"
My question is, Why are they bringing a *baby* cougar into the U.S. Congress?
[And mine (inspired by gosner) is, Did the cougar get its rabies shot in time?
© 1995 Peter Langston