Date: Mon, 13 Nov 95 15:12:58 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Singularity stupid.
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: email@example.com.OZ.AU (Matthew David ALDOUS)
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Bowen Simmons)
Subject: Re: Is evolution a science
In article <DHCwur.FAI@goodnet.com>, email@example.com wrote:
> Particularly when you find whole strata out of place! How can you
> use it as evidence when it contradicts itself?
God is this a stupid question. I mean, this is rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It is
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. It is stupid collapsed on itself so
far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that
no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. It is a blazing mid-day
sun on Mercury stupid. It emits more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. This has to be a troll. Nothing
in our universe can really be this stupid. Unless this is some primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a
stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of
physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of
stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while.
I don't even have enough strength left to deride ignorant questions about
human / dinosaur footprints, cave drawings of dinosaurs, and the rest of
© 1995 Peter Langston