Fun_People Archive
13 Nov
Singularity stupid.

Date: Mon, 13 Nov 95 15:12:58 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Singularity stupid.

Forwarded-by: (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: (Matthew David ALDOUS)

From: (Bowen Simmons)
Subject: Re: Is evolution a science

In article <>, wrote:

> Particularly when you find whole strata out of place!  How can you
> use it as evidence when it contradicts itself?

God is this a stupid question.  I mean, this is rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.  Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.  It is
trans-stupid stupid.  Meta-stupid.  It is stupid collapsed on itself so
far that even the neutrons have collapsed.  Stupid gotten so dense that
no intellect can escape.  Singularity stupid.  It is a blazing mid-day
sun on Mercury stupid.  It emits more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year.  Quasar stupid.  This has to be a troll.  Nothing
in our universe can really be this stupid.  Unless this is some primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid.  Some pure essence of a
stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of
physics that we know.  I'm sorry.  I can't go on.  This is an epiphany of
stupid for me.  After this, you may not hear from me again for a while.
I don't even have enough strength left to deride ignorant questions about
human / dinosaur footprints, cave drawings of dinosaurs, and the rest of
this drivel.

[=] © 1995 Peter Langston []