What can you say in a situation like that?
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 95 01:00:15 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: What can you say in a situation like that?
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Ari Maidenberg <email@example.com>
A guy walks into a bar with an angry look on his face. He orders four
double-double vodkas, lines them up and gulps them down, one after the
"Good Lord!" said the bartender, "what brought that on?"
"I just found my wife in bed with my best friend."
"What did you say to him?"
"I told him he was a BAD DOG!!"
© 1995 Peter Langston