SLOTD - (Straight Line Of The Day)
Date: Tue, 5 Dec 95 15:44:40 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: SLOTD - (Straight Line Of The Day)
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[Retold by psl ... that's the way these stories are ...]
A report from the US Army's Airborne School.....
The day before our first jump, the instructors demonstrated all the possible
malfunctions one might encounter. After watching a total malfunction, i.e.
the parachute fails to deploy, one of the students asked: "Sergeant, if I
have a complete malfunction, how much time do I have to deploy my reserve
"Oh, there's no rush; you have the REST of your life to deploy that reserve."
© 1995 Peter Langston