JsOTD - Jay Leno on 1/3/96
Date: Thu, 4 Jan 96 02:44:21 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: JsOTD - Jay Leno on 1/3/96
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Jay Leno -
- On Sen. Bob Dole saying he grew up listening to the Beatles: "Of course,
he was yelling, 'Turn that crap down!'"
- On computer wizard Bill Gates predicting that future street lights will
be equipped with security cameras to prevent crime: "That certainly has
worked well at 7-Eleven, hasn't it?"
- On the former Tammy Fay Bakker's new daytime talk show: "This is the
first time the host of a show is more dysfunctional than any of the guests."
- On House Speaker Newt Gingrich: "You see his new plan? He feels the
systems of one Santa for the whole country should be replaced by 450
individual Santas working at the state level."
© 1996 Peter Langston