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4 Jan
JsOTD - Jay Leno on 1/3/96

Date: Thu, 4 Jan 96 02:44:21 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD - Jay Leno on 1/3/96

 Forwarded-by: (Keith Bostic)

Jay Leno -

- On Sen. Bob Dole saying he grew up listening to the Beatles:  "Of course,
he was yelling, 'Turn that crap down!'"

- On computer wizard Bill Gates predicting that future street lights will
be equipped with security cameras to prevent crime: "That certainly has
worked well at 7-Eleven, hasn't it?"

- On the former Tammy Fay Bakker's new daytime talk show:  "This is the
first time the host of a show is more dysfunctional than any of the guests."

- On House Speaker Newt Gingrich:  "You see his new plan?  He feels the
systems of one Santa for the whole country should be replaced by 450
individual Santas working at the state level."

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