East Coast Blizzard Inspires Comics
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 96 16:04:13 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: East Coast Blizzard Inspires Comics
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Keith Bostic)
"In New York City alone, 47 cab drivers were treated for severe
frostbite of the middle finger."
"Even Ted Kennedy won't go outside without pants."
"Jehovah's Witnesses have switched to door-to-door phoning."
"The East is cold, white, and cut off from the rest of the world.
I guess now it truly is 'Pat Buchanan Country.'"
"It's zero visibility.
Now everyone in Washington has the same vision as Congress."
"The transplant of baboon bone marrow was so successful, many Americans
would like to see the front ends of horses sent to Washington for final
© 1996 Peter Langston