Quite A Team...
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 96 22:30:29 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Quite A Team...
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A couple is pulled over for speeding on their way home from a party.
"Sir, did you know you were speeding?" the policeman asks the husband.
"No, I had no idea," says the husband.
"You know you always drive 10 miles over the speed limit," the wife chimes in.
"Shut up!" the husband says to her.
The cop continues, " And did you know that your driver's license has expired?"
"Oh no! Really? I had no idea," says the husband.
"But dear, don't you remember telling me last month that you needed to renew
your license?" asks the wife. To which the husband growls "Will you shut up?"
"And did you know, sir, that your left tailight is out?" the policeman asks.
"Gee, no, I didn't," says the husband. "It must have just happened."
"Oh no," says the wife, "That happened when you backed into the garage last
month. Remember?" The husband responds to her with a series of expletives.
"Ma'am, does he always talk to you like that?"
"Oh no," says the wife. "Only when he's drunk."
© 1996 Peter Langston