JOTD - relationships are so difficult...
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 96 17:28:12 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: JOTD - relationships are so difficult...
Forwarded-by: Joe.Provino@East.Sun.COM (Joe Provino - Sun BOS Software )
This guy is having a serious talk with his girlfriend. She says,
"I love you, you're nice to me, you bring me flowers, call me from your
chambers between cases, take me out to dinner, the sex is great..."
"So what's the problem?"
"Well... I've heard this rumor about you!"
"What rumor is that?"
"I've heard that you're a pedophile."
"A PED-O-phile? Now isn't THAT a big word for a twelve year old!"
© 1996 Peter Langston