Fun_People Archive
22 Jan
Cute, but no thanks...

Date: Mon, 22 Jan 96 17:58:13 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Cute, but no thanks...

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <>
Forwarded-by: Jerry McDonough <>
Forwarded-by: Bill Nickless <>
Forwarded-by: Tom Coffin <>

	(sung to "The Christmas Song")

Sex nuts posting on an open wire
Sick thoughts dripping from their prose
Dirty pictures showing young girls for hire
And men dressed up in women's clothes

Everybody knows
That mountains of pornography
Have been appearing left and right
Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow
May find the ones with sheep tonight

We know that Satan's on the Net
Along with all the creeps and perverts he could get
Enticing every child to try his luck
At finding pictures of people who fundamentally undermine
  the morals of society

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two;
Although it's been said many times, many ways
"Let us censor it for you."

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